Princesses

la la la

I am Snow White, friend of the forest
Birds are twitting, sun is bright... The kind forest is awakening

YAHAAA

heeeee

I am Princess Mononoke, the forest spirits' princess!!

fuck off

Ah, so you're a forest princess too, right? Snow White from what I've heard

huuum yes

So come with us! We must fight the human threat to save the forest!

oh...

 But I can't go too far from my home! Who's going to take care of cleaning the house?

And... I need to wait for my Prince to save me! I can't do anything without him.

Do you have a prince?

Let's sing together!

Rooh! I told you to eat slower...

Com'on now you've got an indigestion 

burp

[That's it. the real story of Snow White (apple and so on... Bullshit...)]

Aaa... At least we won't have to listen to these shitty songs anymore.